"Ophelia" > wrote in
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>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>>> urinating?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>>
>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>
>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>
>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>
> A foot? <G>
>
>



You clowns!!!!!

I hung two stockings side by side so I already know I didn"t get the first
thing on my list> (((

Andy