"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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>
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote
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>> Carol wrote:
>>
>>>> All this talk of waffle irons. Am I the only one here likes creases in
>>>> their waffles?!?
>>>
>>> Creases?
>>
>> It was a JOKE. The implication was that people are IRONING their waffles
>> to get rid of CREASES.
>>
>> Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
>
> Problem is, you iron to get rid of wrinkles,

My mother has ironed all her life and you should see her wrinkles. My wife
OTOH despises this fould practice of satan's best dreamed torture, and is a
smooth as silk (but twice as expensive, her knowledge of rap is extensive).

> and to put IN creases,
> as desired.

NO! A crease can be of the kind that is desired, or the kind that is born
merely of accident and material properties and is NOT desired. You iron to
remove undesired creases, and replace them with those you DO desire, should
you desire any at all! One would NOT iron creases INTO, a bed sheet, for
instance.


Shaun 'screw dem bloody semantics!' aRe