Allotment films was Venison
graham > wrote:
> "The Reid" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Following up to sarah
> >
> >>> "Cabbage patch dolls" ?
> >>
> >>urgh. Not for me. Hugh Grant portrays characters so... ineffectual.
> >
> > I thought north Americans liked him? OK someone else.
> >
> >>How about something akin to 'Calendar Girls' based on a battle to save the
> >>allotments from an avaricious developer?
> >
> > not quite what I'm looking for.
> >
> >>Just *think* of the
> >>photographic possibilities...
> >
> > I was! How about Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman as green *******
> > couple who want to learn to grow their own food, struggle at
> > first but eventually accept help from old hand whom they slowly
> > realise they are attracted to, after some inexplicable stuff
> > about fertility to fool people its art, all three realise a
> > menage a trois is the way forward and the film ends with lots of
> > naked rolling about in the crops.
> > Lets call it "the rakes progress".
> > I know someone who could play the male lead. Damn, now you know
> > what I daydream about during all that digging :-)
> >
> Saw a dvd last night featuring the Irish actress Flora Montgomery. Could we
> include her as a love interest?
> (Note the "we").
There won't be any vegetables left after all that rolling about :-)
regards
sarah
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