notbob wrote:

> But, there's always some bozo that can mess anything up.

No kidding. I remember when I worked at a major corporation many moons
ago, and one week they put bratwurst on the menu. Being a
just-north-of-Pennsylvania-Dutch-Country transplant to the San Francisco
Bay Area, I was absolutely ECSTATIC that they were going to have German
food on the menu.

Then I got to the cafeteria for lunch and about lost it.

Some bozo (as you so tactfully put it) took those lovely bratwurst,
butterflied them, breaded them in best Chicken Fried Steak fashion, and
pan-fried them. *retch* They weren't even recognizable as bratwurst.
I was heartsick.