"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>> ...
>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>
>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>> urinating?
>>>
>>>
>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>
>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>
>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>
> Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>