"Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
...
> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>> wrote:
>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>
>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?
>
>
> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
> flannel
> lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all
> over
> the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
> nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there
> is
> something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off
> the
> roof and on his way.
>
> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!