projectile vomit chick wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
> wrote:
>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>
> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?


You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean flannel
lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all over
the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there is
something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off the
roof and on his way.

I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Andy