Wayne wrote:

> I have a very inexpensive waffle iron, a Proctor Silex Morning Baker.
> It's available in both styles, regular and Belgian.

Monty Python flashback:

"Good evening and welcome to another edition of 'Prejudice' - the show that
gives you a chance to have a go at Wops, Krauts, Nigs, Eyeties, Gippos,
Bubbles, Froggies, Chinks, Yidds, Jocks, Polacks, Paddies and Dagoes."

"the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a
derogatory term for the Belgians. Well, the response was enormous and we
took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever
entries. Mrs. Hatred of Leicester said 'let's not call them anything, let's
just ignore them' ... (applause starts vigorously, but he holds his hands up
for silence) ... and a Mr. St. John of Huntingdon said he couldn't think of
anything more derogatory than *Belgians*. (cheers and applause; a girl in
showgirl costume comes on and holds up placards through next bit) But in the
end we settled on three choices: number three ... the Sprouts (placard 'The
Sprouts'), sent in by Mrs. Vicious of Hastings... very nice ; number
two.....the Phlegms (placard) ... from Mrs. Childmolester of Worthing; but
the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs. No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in
Lancashire... Miserable Fat Belgian *******s! (placard; roar of applause)"


Bob