In article >,
"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:

> Shirley wrote:
>
> > I hate venison and will not eat it. It's disgusting meat and should be
> > fed to the dogs only.
>
> Cold-pack it and send it to me. I love the stuff.

You have to share...

>
>
> > What really angers me is here in Wisconsin they have deer hunting during
> > the week of, and on Thanksgiving day. So, I prepare a nice Thanksgiving
> > dinner, all our friends come over and all the men leave to go hunting
> > (except one guy that dont hunt). So, all I see of my husband on this
> > holiday is a flash of blaze orange fly out the door armed with a handful
> > of guns and lots of beer. I end up spending the holiday with all the
> > wives and that one guy who are all really fed up with the guys leaving
> > each year. We spend the whole day waiting for them to come back.
>
> Can't you think of any party games? Seems like this would be a perfect time
> for Naked Mazola Twister. And what's stopping you from boozing it up while
> they're gone? Only thing better than Naked Mazola Twister is DRUNKEN Naked
> Mazola Twister.

Ooh ooh ooh, can I play? Please??? ;-)
Preferably on a greased waterbed....

>
>
> > When the sun goes down, they all come tearing into the house, drunk on
> > their asses and full of dirt and often blood (if they got a deer). Then
> > they all want food, which is cold by then, so I got to warm everything for
> > them, and listen to them complain that its taking too long.
>
> Why not PLAN to have dinner after dark? If you know that they're not going
> to be back until after dark, isn't it STUPID to make a banquet that is ready
> hours and hours too early? If I were in your bitter worn-out shoes (and GOD
> am I glad I'm not!) I'd plan to have dinner ready around 8 PM. That ought to
> be enough time for the hunters to get cleaned up and have some nibbles with
> cocktails before dinner starts. And with wives like you, I'm sure they NEED
> those cocktails.

ROFL!!!
I'd have hot rum toddies waiting in a large pot on the stove.

QED.

>
>
> > Half the time they are so drunk they dont even recall what they ate the
> > next day, and it seems they always get into a big arguement about someone
> > scaring away a deer or something stupid like that. So we got to listen to
> > that crap while they are eating. I am completely fed up with this. At
> > least the state could eliminate the hunting on Thanksgiving day and give
> > the guys another day to make it up.
>
> C'mon, li'l lady, don't be that way...you just don't understand huntin'.
> There *are* reasons for the dates applied to the various hunting seasons,
> but you wouldn't know about that kind of ecology or forestry; all YOU care
> about is your precious Thanksgiving dinner, which you DELIBERATELY turn into
> a martyr-fest.

Sad ain't it?
A woman that has NO understanding of machismo is to be pitied.

I'd revel in it.

>
>
> > This year the guys are in for a surprise. I am not cooking. I'm
> > getting a bunch of frozen pizzas and thats what they get, plus the use
> > of the oven, because they can bake them themselves. Us women are
> > going to go to a restaurant for our turkey dinners, and may not come
> > back till midnight.
>
> Oh, THAT will solve the problem! Sounds like you have a terrific marriage
> going there.

Not.

>
>
> > Happy ****ing Thanksgiving
>
> *perk* ****ing? Are we back to the Twister game?

One can only hope... ;-)

>
> Bob
>
>
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Om.

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