[Michael]
>>>> Come on, guys; we're all flippin' perv's when you scratch us.
>>>> Michael

[Melinda]
>>> THANK YOU Michael for saying what I wanted to. Geeze....yeah no-one on
>>> this list ever thinks about sex in any but a morally rigid way, I believe
>>> that....got any bridges? I refuse to feel guilty because other people
>>> have hangups.

[Michael]
>> So, Melinda, I'm 18, muscular, with thick blond hair, and blue eyes. I
>> hold a Ph.D. from Cambridge and did my post doctoral work at Oxford. I'm
>> independently wealthy, but it would be immodest to suggest the value of my
>> properties. And perhaps even MORE important, I'm drinking the last of my
>> Imperial Keemun Hao Ya from Imperial Tea Court. (But, don't worry; I can
>> acquire more.) Wanna hook up?

[Melinda]
> Oh god!

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[Michael]
Yes, I know, Melinda. But, you can just call me "Michael".