Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
In this interest of bringing this back to the meta-topic:
How is this Jesus junk remotely on topic for any of these groups?
Matthew wasn't LC.
Accepting His love has nothing to do with proper cardiology, diabetes,
low carbing or food in general. You can't eat it. You can't control
your blood sugar with it. You can't cook it. And you can't defibrulate
it.

You can however hold it in one hand and crap in the other. Get back to
us on which one fills up first.

> Ouch. You may have at the other cheek.
>
> Lord Christ teaches from Matthew 5:
>
> 11Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely
> say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad,
>
> because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they
> persecuted the prophets who were before you.
>
> You will be in my prayers, dear Vicki, whom I love, in Lord Christ's
> holy name.
>
> May you reject your pride and accept Him as your personal Lord and
> Savior, someday, so that you too will have eternal life and the
> fascinating riches of His everlasting kingdom.
>
> Here's how:
>
> http://makeashorterlink.com/?I22222129
>
> Please note that God truly made this special link describing that He is
> the great "I am" and that His message is as simple as the number 2
> which is a number between 1 to 9 and reminds us of His 2 commandments,
> the 2 arms of the cross, the 2nd part of the Trinity, the 2 finger sign
> of the Prince of Peace [who remains *V*ictorious over death and satan],
> and the 2PD-OMER Approach. Let it not ever be written that Christ did
> not make His presence known here on Usenet :-)

This thing is why I think Chung is a little beyond the norm of people
who believe in Jesus. He believes that God is not only in the Internet,
but that he is making short links and webpages and posting to Usenet.
On top of that, he thinks God is shilling for his wacky two pounds
diet. When you've filled one of those hands I was talking about before
with two pounds, maybe you can eat that.

> Also, note that Exodus 16:16 continues to remind us that 16 oz plus 16
> oz makes 2 pounds, which is "a certain measure of weight," which is
> what "omer" literally means in Hebrew.

Exodus 16:16 reads as follows:
This is the thing which the LORD hath commanded, Gather of it every man
according to his eating, an omer for every man, according to the number
of your persons; take ye every man for them which are in his tents.

An omer is a measure of weight and of time (more frequently). At no
point is an omer of weight defined. His claim that this is 2 pounds is
artless and deceptive for the gullible. Shameless.

> Enter the 2PD-OMER Approach, which can "cure" metabolic syndrome (MetS)
> thereby bringing this thread back on topic in these NGs :-)

Long way to get there. Why couldn't you start here, and work your magic
with the cult stuff left out. Maybe someone would take you seriously if
you junked the junk and just focused on the realities of why your goofy
diet works. I will suggest that it doesn't really work, which explains
your need to cover it with this mysticism. Submit it for real
scientific studies. Hell, put it on the Biggest Loser or Celebrity Fit
Club. Do something to put you ahead of even Ori the Warrior Diet guy,
cause right now, even he has more science and proof than you do.

> For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
> how God has reshaped me:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bgfqt
>
> In Christ's love and service forevermore,

Vanity oh Vanity. Vain repetitions in JC's name. I'm sure he said
something about that once. It was so important, I think it was in TWO
gospels.

-Hollywood