Holy Toledo, I ain't gonna quote all of that.

We simple people sometimes like simple lasagne. Perhaps we use cottage
cheese and sometimes we use ricotta. You know what, it always tastes
good.
It is very nice of you to give me pointers in things I have done for
years.

I have used the no-boil pasta many times and liked the results. From
here, I have learned that one may use the regular lasagne noodles
without boiling with good results. You know what, nobody ever
complains about my lasagne.