"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> Doug Kanter wrote:
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
>> .. .
>>> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women
>>> were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and
>>> speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>>>
>>> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt.
>>> I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK,
>>> that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260
>>> calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and
>>> all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> Flirt #2
>>
>> Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce
>> departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
>
> Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh?
>
> Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and
> endive
>
>

Jill, that would be tacky. No words are necessary in the produce department.