In article >,
maxine in ri > wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:02:47 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> > connected the dots and wrote:
>
> ~In article >,
> ~ "Doug Kanter" > wrote:
> ~
> ~> "Dog3" > wrote in message
> ~> 1...
> ~> > Just frigging charming. The feral cat (I named her Bart)is now
> taking up
> ~> > residence in the garage and apparently has taken ownership of the
> entire
> ~> > garage space.
> ~> >
> ~> > Last night was just lovely. I had just eaten a nice dinner
> consisting of
> ~> > spaghetti, salad and steamed brussel sprouts. Went into the
> garage to
> ~> > toss
> ~> > the trash and I noticed a blood trail.
> ~> >
> ~> > Upon further investigation, Bart was huddled over this dead
> rabbit she had
> ~> > murdered and was happily munching on the rabbit's head. I almost
> threw up.
> ~> >
> ~> > I tried to intervene in Bart's feast but gave it a second thought
> after
> ~> > she
> ~> > tried to kill me too. Apparently one never takes a 'kill' away
> from an
> ~> > animal. I went back inside and this morning there are dead
> rabbit remains
> ~> > all over the hood of my Jeep. UGH...
> ~> >
> ~> > Enjoy breakfast everyone. I'm not hungry.
> ~> >
> ~> > Michael
> ~> >
> ~> > --
> ~> > Send email to dog30 at charter dot net
> ~>
> ~> I want your cat. I have serious rabbit problems. I'll give her a
> 401k plan,
> ~> unlimited nap time, and $5.00 for every rabbit she brings me. She
> can have
> ~> the head - I'll butcher the rest, assuming she delivers it fresh,
> not two
> ~> days old.
> ~>
> ~> There's also a bonus situation available if she can take out other
> types of
> ~> pests. $10 for any dog, plus an extra $5 on top of that for little
> tiny dogs
> ~> just because they're utterly stupid looking. $50.00 if she can leap
> onto a
> ~> motorcycle and rip out the driver's throat. Someone in my
> neighborhood has a
> ~> bike with loud pipes.
> ~>
> ~> Finally, the cat's welcome on my boat any time. Naturally, she can
> have lots
> ~> of fish, if any are caught. Have her e-mail me if interested.
> ~>
> ~>
> ~
> ~<lol>
> ~
> ~See if you can track down the owner of the bike, then stuff either a
> ~potato or a hard boiled egg deep into the tailpipe. ;-)
>
> My BIL built a potato gun. He showed it off at his annual picnic.
> Good thing he has a lot of acres, but he still scared the cows in the
> lower pasture when the taters landed near them.
>
> maxine in ri

Sounds interesting. :-)
How'd he make it?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson