On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:02:47 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> connected the dots and wrote:

~In article >,
~ "Doug Kanter" > wrote:
~
~> "Dog3" > wrote in message
~> 1...
~> > Just frigging charming. The feral cat (I named her Bart)is now
taking up
~> > residence in the garage and apparently has taken ownership of the
entire
~> > garage space.
~> >
~> > Last night was just lovely. I had just eaten a nice dinner
consisting of
~> > spaghetti, salad and steamed brussel sprouts. Went into the
garage to
~> > toss
~> > the trash and I noticed a blood trail.
~> >
~> > Upon further investigation, Bart was huddled over this dead
rabbit she had
~> > murdered and was happily munching on the rabbit's head. I almost
threw up.
~> >
~> > I tried to intervene in Bart's feast but gave it a second thought
after
~> > she
~> > tried to kill me too. Apparently one never takes a 'kill' away
from an
~> > animal. I went back inside and this morning there are dead
rabbit remains
~> > all over the hood of my Jeep. UGH...
~> >
~> > Enjoy breakfast everyone. I'm not hungry.
~> >
~> > Michael
~> >
~> > --
~> > Send email to dog30 at charter dot net
~>
~> I want your cat. I have serious rabbit problems. I'll give her a
401k plan,
~> unlimited nap time, and $5.00 for every rabbit she brings me. She
can have
~> the head - I'll butcher the rest, assuming she delivers it fresh,
not two
~> days old.
~>
~> There's also a bonus situation available if she can take out other
types of
~> pests. $10 for any dog, plus an extra $5 on top of that for little
tiny dogs
~> just because they're utterly stupid looking. $50.00 if she can leap
onto a
~> motorcycle and rip out the driver's throat. Someone in my
neighborhood has a
~> bike with loud pipes.
~>
~> Finally, the cat's welcome on my boat any time. Naturally, she can
have lots
~> of fish, if any are caught. Have her e-mail me if interested.
~>
~>
~
~<lol>
~
~See if you can track down the owner of the bike, then stuff either a
~potato or a hard boiled egg deep into the tailpipe. ;-)

My BIL built a potato gun. He showed it off at his annual picnic.
Good thing he has a lot of acres, but he still scared the cows in the
lower pasture when the taters landed near them.

maxine in ri