I'm sorry, but the two homosexuals who won the opportunity to host the
new cooking show, simply are creepy. They look like they touch each
others cocks between takes. The skinny guy has bug eyes, and is so
effete it is laughable. I'm sure they finger bang each other before
they prep. CHRIST! I hope this show falls flat, and they can suck each
other in private instead of homo-ing it up, and ruining the world for
the rest of us. I think one of them had cancer anyway. Most likely ***
cancer. You homos, pleae, keep it to yourselves. ****ing faggots.

-Monika