JimLane wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> Questions:
>> Do I sue the customer for leaning against the door?
>> Do I sue the shop employee for chatting the man up to the point he
>> was desperate to escape?
>> Do I sue the owner of the store for hiring this guy who won't shut
>> up?
>> Do I sue the tobacco company for making the cigarettes because now
>> my foot is bruised when I went to the store?
>> Do I sue the company that made the door that opened on my foot and
>> scraped and bruised it?
>>
>> Or, should I just go make some steaming hot mashed potatoes and have
>> a cup of 180 degree coffee to go with? <G>
>
>
> Don't forget to sue yourself too. After all, your weakness for
> cigarettes is what put you in the situation. ;->
>
> jim

But a weakness for coffee didn't put the woman in the McD's lawsuit in
question, so let us set that aside.

Jill