pennyaline wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>> Heh. Was going to the store to buy cigarettes (yes, folks,
>> cigarettes, but this isn't about that). The man at the store could
>> be a twin to Chatty Cathy. So there's a man backed up against the
>> door, trying to get away from this guy without being rude. I tapped
>> on the door and he practically fell through it getting it open. The
>> door scraped my foot and now I have a scrape and a bruise.
>>
>> Questions:
>> Do I sue the customer for leaning against the door?
>> Do I sue the shop employee for chatting the man up to the point he
>> was desperate to escape?
>> Do I sue the owner of the store for hiring this guy who won't shut
>> up?
>> Do I sue the tobacco company for making the cigarettes because now
>> my foot is bruised when I went to the store?
>> Do I sue the company that made the door that opened on my foot and
>> scraped and bruised it?
>>
>> Or, should I just go make some steaming hot mashed potatoes and have
>> a cup of 180 degree coffee to go with? <G>
>
> Unless you found a syringe or part of a finger in your cigarette
> pack, I don't see a case here.

You obviously aren't a lawyer. Serve me some really hot coffee and let's
talk again