In article >, Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>On Sat 27 Aug 2005 07:50:25a, wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>> On 27 Aug 2005 16:12:02 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
>> > wrote:
>>
>> snipped
>> "Smear the mashed potatoes on the scrape and bruise, then drink the
>> coffee.
>> Go back to bed...it's Saturday!"
>>
>> Yes indeed. Let the spuds dry, then sand smooth then paint the
>> appropriate color. Good as new.
>
>ROTF!

I hear they're working on genetically modified humans that will be
assured of having skin colour to match bandaids.

Cheers, Phred.

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