Ubiquitous wrote:
>
> SLop enters the kitchen stage right. Oh. My. Gawd! Her kitchen has
> been redone in red, white, and pink, and she's wearing an
> inappropriate and unfortunate tight flower print shirt. And what the
> hell is that french maid apron hanging on her oven door?

Now I am going to be thinking about this all day long...

> bell peppers are "spicy". Her boobs oscillate as she mixes the sauce

Ok, I need to go lie down for a bit.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAuntSandymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm