I wanted biscuits. I haven't made biscuits in a while. I used to make
great biscuits but somewhere along the line I lost the knack for doing it;
figured I'd give it another shot. So I got out my trusty baking sheet and
mixed up some biscuit dough. I gently rolled out the biscuits and put them
on the baking sheet; I set the timer and then went into the other room to
watch the beginning of a movie. I don't know how I got so distracted (not
like I haven't seen the film before) but I didn't hear the timer go off.
They *look* like they would have been good fluffy, flaky biscuits, if they
didn't resemble really dark brown hocky pucks. (sigh)

Maybe I'll just make some cornbread tomorrow

No Jiffy Jill
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I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.