Awrite, I made a return visit otday to the WalMart jungle and have made a
decision. I *kinda* love 'em now. After I found my 10lb bag of lump for 5.97
and threw two in the cart, and picked up my 9lb bag of hickory chunks for
4.95 and tossed it in the cart things were moving along swimmingly and I
told my wife I was just gonna walk over here and get my daughter an MP3
player for her birthday. % minutes later the MP3 player was paid for and in
my hot little hand. 35 minutes and at least 4 trips all the way around the
goddamned store later I found my wife and charcoal. Holy crap, what a mess
that place is.........and since starting this post I have once again changed
my mind...........I *hate* WalMart!

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The Honorable Reverend
Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
and his 6" boner

--Weddings performed for a nominal fee.
--Beer accepted in lieu of cash payment.