Reverend Frere Fromage du Pollet > pounded his
pulpit and spake in message
...
> > "The Ranger" > said:
> > > Grits are a travesty, an evil, perpetrated by the South against
> > > the North in our never-ending War Between the States. If you
> > > were served this dish as a child, you would have been
> > > psychologically traumatized. They are the most foul-tasting
> > > gruel that has ever been invented by one group and foisted
> > > on another group of humans. This "dish" is used as a way
> > > of showing that the day can't get any worse. Look at how,
> > > as if further proof is needed, many people prefer to eat
> > > them; heavily salted and floating in a tub of butter, covered
> > > in gravy, cheese, or other substances -- all in a vain effort
> > > to fool the tortured soul eating them into thinking the taste
> > > and texture might possibly be edible!
> >
> Tell them Brother Ranger! Preach the truth to the Misinformed
> Heathen Grit Eaters! Do I hear a Amen?

Amen!! And Halleluiah. Now, pass that ammunition and we'll pick off
those Johnny Rebs one at a time as they poke their collective noses
forward.

The "Grit-Free" Ranger