crymad > writes:

> crymad wrote:
> > This week, a special feature on the minds of coffee drinkers,
> > as depicted by the corporate marketing team of General Foods
> > International Coffees.
>
> Today's installment...Cafe Francais.
>
> "The delicate pitter patter of the rain outside is soothing as it
> gently touches down. You settle into the best seat in the house
> and you can practically hear the steam rise from your cup. You
> smile in anticipation of the silky smoothness of Cafe Francais.
> You sip and just for a few moments your mind takes over and you
> relax completely."

And today's prize goes to the poster who transforms the above into
text suitable for a horror novel (e.g. Stephen King) with the fewest
changes.

/Lew
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