On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 06:07:51 GMT, Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

> --Blair
> "Danish forces reported today that
> they have found a cache of WMD in
> a sample of farmed salmon."

How do you think up this stuff? As it happened, the msg fit on a
single screen but I had to scroll down 1 line to find the salmon. I
always note when something makes me *actually* laugh out loud
(startling the cat).