Hmmm...the date tells me that we've been had...

On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, SHIVER ME TIMBERS wrote:

> Folks.... I'm at my wits end.
>
> I want biscuits.
>
> I've tried Bisquik.... Or however they spell it on the box, and the
> results are terrible.
>
> I've tried mixing it so it's fairly dry and doesn't stick to the
> fingers, I've rolled it and compressed it.
>
> I've made them thin and I've made them thick
>
> It doesn't seem to matter what I do or how I cook them.
>
> They wind up crumbly and raw in the middle.
>
> I cook under high heat with the rack in the middle and cook them in a
> pyrex baking dish.
>
> When I notice them starting to brown on the bottom I turn the oven to
> broil so they will brown on top. If I don't they burn on the bottom and
> are basically white up top.
>
> 400 degrees at ten minutes..... I should be so lucky.
>
> I have to cook these puppies for at least twenty minutes before they
> brown up.
>
> What's a biscuit lover to do.
>

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