Not sure if it was posted yet (my goodness the lists have become
lengthy!) but I like:

"Egg Sucking Dog" sung by Johnny Cash

and....

Great Green Globs...

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.
Mutilated monkey meat.
Itsy bitsy birdy feet.
French fried eyeballs rolling down a dirty street
and I forgot my spoon but not my straaaaaaawwwwwwww!

Thank you!

<snort!>

Cyndi