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Curly Sue wrote:
> Ed passed away yesterday. I am going to miss him so much.
>
> Sue(tm) Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!



'Twas a sad day, and now I know why. Goodbye Moosemeat.


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From: (Moosemeat )
Subject: Why Women will never rule the world
Date: 1995/04/06
Message-ID: >#1/1
keywords: Chicken legs
newsgroups: rec.food.cooking

This is a true story that I will yuk-yuk over forever.

While standing at the meat counter one day I noticed a lady agonizing
over packaged chicken parts. She had picked up a package of chicken
legs. So I asked her if she was looking for right legs or left legs.
She looked at me like I was kidding so I explained that when a
chicken roosts it tucks its head under a wing, stands on one leg and
sleeps. "So what does that mean?", she asked. I explained that the
leg the chicken stands on all night is over developed and muscular
and tends to be more tough. "How can you tell which is which?", she
asked. I shrugged and said the best thing to do would be to ask the
meat market man. /so she rang the bell and when he showed up I sort
of slunk off; would have given anything to listen in on the
conversation but didn't want to get involved.

I'm not a chauvinist, just intolerant................"Moosemeat"