"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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> In article .com>,
> "Zywicki" > wrote:
>
>> Work the term Shiv into the kabobs.
>>
>> Gotta serve cupcakes for dessert.
>>
>> If you're serving alcohol, flavor it with really ripe fruit or
>> something that tastes really yeasty, to simulate cellbrewed wine/gin.
>>
>> Give each other really messy tattoos with felt tip markers. For more
>> reality, put some rouge around them to simulate infections.
>>
>> For appatizers: cut triangle shaped pieces of bread and toast it, find
>> triangle crackers, or use tortiallas. Spread on some cheese and top
>> with shreded cheese or crumbled up shredded wheat or chopped-up alfalfa
>> sprouts or whatever; rug munchies!

> Oy. I see you're getting beat up -- I think it's funny. All of it.

It's like yesterday's paper, they solicited advice from the readers, advice
for
Martha. Several women had thoughtful comments to make and they printed
one from a guy. Start a line of prison linens, black and white striped
sheets,
etc. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA Wait while I catch my breath,
that's the funniest joke I heard since Martha's going to redecorate her
cell.
Hoooo WEEEE, was that a knee slapper. I thought Greg was more
than that post.

nancy