Work the term Shiv into the kabobs.

Gotta serve cupcakes for dessert.

If you're serving alcohol, flavor it with really ripe fruit or
something that tastes really yeasty, to simulate cellbrewed wine/gin.

Give each other really messy tattoos with felt tip markers. For more
reality, put some rouge around them to simulate infections.

For appatizers: cut triangle shaped pieces of bread and toast it, find
triangle crackers, or use tortiallas. Spread on some cheese and top
with shreded cheese or crumbled up shredded wheat or chopped-up alfalfa
sprouts or whatever; rug munchies!

Greg Zywicki