What's a matter, you'se cork dorks have nothing better to do then talk about
da durability of your putzes; what is dis here a alt.ciallis.schtup
newsgrope or what. All dis talk about yer schvanzes has me wonderin' vetter
you ought to be sent to de adult sites for getting yer ya-ya's out.

Oh that's C O R K not C O (oy-gevalt, C) K, never mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Emily Leftella as told to


Joe "Beppe" Rosenberg
"Ian Hoare" > wrote in message
...
> Salut/Hi Veggie Dave,
>
> le/on Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:52:41 +0000, tu disais/you said:-
>
> >In article >, Cwdjrx _
> > writes
> >>Besides the problem of corked wines, this failure of the cork structure
> >>with extended contact with wine is the reason I hope screw caps soon
> >>become universal.
> >
> >< delurk >
> >
> >What about artificial corks? Surely they have the practicality of
> >screw-caps yet retain the romance of cork?
> >
> >< /delurk >
>
> Hi Dave, welcome!!!
>
> Glad we've got you to delurk.
>
> However, I'm afraid that I have to say that any artificial corks I've seen
> have been the very devil to pull. Even my trusty screwpull has difficulty
in
> persuading one of those to move! Nope, for all its faults, cork has some
> extraordinary properties. I just don't find the current levels of
> contamination acceptable.
> --
> All the Best
> Ian Hoare
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