Lucy wrote:
> "Ross Reid" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>We buy farm fresh eggs from one of our neighbours on the next
>>concession.
>>Picked up 7 dozen Wednesday afternoon, 2 for daughter, 2 for son and 3
>>for ourselves.
>>For breakfast this morning we decided on cheese omelets. Wife goes to
>>fridge and then says "Ross, where did you put the eggs?"
>>Immediately dawns on me, they're still in the van. It's amazing what
>>two night at 20º below 0 F will do to 7 dozen eggs ;-(.
>>Easy enough to shell though. Quick rinse under warm water and shells
>>slip right off. All except 6 are now vac packed, 6 shell-less eggs per
>>bag, and put into the freezer. The other 6 we scrambled for breakfast.
>>Looks like we'll have lots of scrambled eggs over the next few weeks.
>>I guess I'll blame it on old age memory failure.
>>
>>Ross
>
> Ross.. count your blessings the egg on your face was figurative. I once put
> a yogurt smoothie on top of the suv before getting in.. got settled in my
> seatbelt, and remembered it was up there. I thought I could just reach up
> there and get it.. so I reached up, knocked it over, and it sprayed all over
> the left side of my body. LOL!
> Hubby still won't let me live that down.
> lucy
>
>

Hmmm. Makes me think of 'the gravy biscuit' incident my then-girlfriend
had while a passenger in my car...