"Charles Gifford" > wrote in message
ink.net...

> Try to stop your impulse to put any monkey wrenches into your chili Lucy!
If
> necessary, get some help. It can only lead to disaster! ;-)

Not at all! The monkey wrench is a time-honored test
for the spiciness of your chili; if, after stirring with the
wrench for five minutes, more than half the wrench still
remains, then you have to add more...

And you don't ever worry about the half that comes
up missing, of course, since we all know that everyone
needs more iron in their diets....

:-) :-) :-)

Bob M.