"Charles Gifford" > wrote in message
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> "Lucy" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Real texas chili consists of chunks of beef, spices, masa and water.
>>
>> (said lucy, trying to throw a monkey wrench into the whole thing)
>> 
>
> Try to stop your impulse to put any monkey wrenches into your chili Lucy!
> If
> necessary, get some help. It can only lead to disaster! ;-)
>
> Charlie, concerned
<in trumped up southern accent> But.. But... Maw sez it gived 'em flavur!!
lubbs!
lucy

P.S... You're not Charlie Brown by any chance, are you?
If so.. c'mere and kick this football I'm holding!