On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:59:07 -0600, "Dave W." >
wrote:

>In article >,
> Damsel > wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 14:23:50 -0800, Jim Davis >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Well gosh folks, I'm a 68 year young Texan and been eating chili since
>> >eating it in the cotton rows back in the 40's. Mama used to sometimes
>> >bring a big pot along to the field and just warm it up at dinner (lunch)
>> >time. Those high-falootin' folks who could afford to make chile without
>> >using beans to stretch it further, more power to 'em but it ain't the
>> >chili I've grown up with.
>>
>> I think I love you!
>>
>> Carol
>
>And I think you're both Philistines! So there!
>
>And people wonder why America has a flatulence problem.

<Damsel turns around and releases exhaust fumes into Dave's face, all the
while happily eating a big bowl of chili with beans, tomatoes, and green
peppers, topped with shredded cheddar>

Phyllis
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_