ROFL!!!!!!1
THAT sounds like my husband! LOL!

"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue 25 Jan 2005 06:53:27a, tittered and giggled, and giggled and
> tittered, and finally blurted out...
>
>> Happy Happy Wayne!
>>
>> And remember as you near the adult diaper years...
>>
>> 1. Never pass a bathroom.
>> 2. Never waste an erection
>> 3. Never trust a fart.
>>
>> Salut!
>>
>>
>> Jim Rutkowski
>> Executive Chef
>> www.TrailerTrashAerospace.com
>>
>
> LOL! Too funny, and probably all too true!
>
> Thanks, Jim...
>
> Wayne