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On 29 Dec 2003 11:31:47 -0800, (Sheryl) wrote:

>Women need to use the toilet with the seat down 100% of the time.

This does not apply when camping and you have to squat in the woods.
:-)

> Men
>have to use the toilet with the seat down about 20% of the time.
>Therefore, when there are 2 people, one man, one woman, in the house,
>the "majority" of the uses will be seat down...therefore the "normal"
>position should be down. If you can put the seat up, why can't you
>put it back the way you found it?

I live with my 2 sons. The seat is *never* down when I need to go so I
must do this for myself. No big deal and I do not complain about it
either. It is just a fact of my daily life.

>Also, I have NEVER, EVER understood...if they can aim and successfully
>make their target when it's for their pleasure...and it's a much
>smaller target then...why can't they manage to pee without getting any
>on the seat?????? How hard can it be to aim a thin stream of liquid
>emerging from a small diameter opening at a target about 12 inches
>diameter???? I just don't get it.

Maybe they are peeing in the dark. Hahahaha!!!