In article >, George
Shirley > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > In article >, Dieter Zakas
> > > wrote:
(serious snippage -- good luck figuring out who said what)
> >>I'm interested in doing it chiefly for personal growth
> >>reasons...besides, it would be an interesting alternative to flowers
> >>and chocolate on a date.
> >
> >
> > Only if you're planning to smear it on her and lick it off once you
> > have. IMNSHO. "-) (Oh, I'm teasing, for Pete's sake!) At holiday
> > time, my gifts to friends and neighbors are usually a couple 4-oz jars
> > of homemade stuff accompanied by a small loaf of homemade bread. They
> > stack very nicely in the tall gift bags made for presenting a bottle of
> > booze or wine. Or if no bread, a few jars stack nicely.
>
> Damn! that got me distracted for a bit, found the jam but the wife is at
> work. B-)

You're saved again!

> >>>Don't forget to wear a string of pearls -- they're a must when
> >>>we're being June Cleaver in the Kitchen. I forego the high heels,
> >>>though.
> >
> >
> >>High heels and pearls? I would look a bit strange wearing those...I'm
> >>a guy,
> >
> Wherefore is it written that guys can't wear pearls and high heels, huh!
> You're just like my wife, always drawing that line. <BSEG>
>
> > Not at all, Dear. If you're going to pretend to be June Cleaver, you
> > have to dress the part. :-) Here's a quote from one of George's
> > posts
> > on June 30, 2004:
> > "My wife does most of the gardening but I figure out what to plant,
> > get to run the tiller, and do most of the harvesting and
> > preserving. I still can't get her to let me wear her pearls and
> > high heels in the kitchen though. B-)"
> >

> > Did I not mention that George is, um, different?
>
> Yes, but a nice different, plus I'm totally heterosexual, just a wee bit
> kinky at times. Fortunately I'm also too damned old to be playing games
> any more. B-)

Yer never too old to play, George -- too old to win, maybe. . . .

> George
> Father Inquisitor of the Order of St. Pectina of Jella and former "Jewel
> of the Internet"
>

ROTFLMAOPMPSTC -- I'd forgotten that last honor, Jorge. I believe it
was Jewel of RFP.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Trip Report and pics added 1-13-05
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and say,
'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner, performance
at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.