zxcvbob signed:

> Bob <-- was bitten by an emu once.

Heh...reminds me of the opening sequence subtitles to "Monty Python and the
Holy Grail":

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for
sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


Bob