Jack Schidt® wrote:
> "BillKirch" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I'm tired of going to peoples homes for a party and seeing those
>> stupid sausage weenies and tiny little cereal bowls of Guacamole
>> enough for 4 people at a party for 30, in an apartment that can hold
>> 18. The bad taste people have is unbelievable. One bottle of wine.
>> No napkins,or ice, cheap paper plates that bend and cups that are
>> either too big or too small..cheap Dip they bought at the store. The
>> list is unending. Here's a tip. DON'T throw a party if you can't
>> afford to throw a party. And if you do, get MORE than enough for
>> everyone. Or better yet ....cater it. Merry Xmas
>
> Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
> bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.
>
> I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a
> party but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.
>
> Jack Lysergic

I read the review of *one* of your parties. It sounded like a great time.

BOB
but I wouldn't invite OP anyway.