BillKirch > whinged in message
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> I'm tired of going to peoples homes for a party and seeing those
> stupid sausage weenies and tiny little cereal bowls of Guacamole
> enough for 4 people at a party for 30, in an apartment that can
> hold 18. The bad taste people have is unbelievable. One bottle
> of wine. No napkins,or ice, cheap paper plates that bend and
> cups that are either too big or too small..cheap Dip they bought
> at the store. The list is unending. Here's a tip. DON'T throw a
> party if you can't afford to throw a party. And if you do, get
> MORE than enough for everyone. Or better yet ....cater it.

Here's a thought (since you obviously need one.)

Throw your own damned party, complete with stoneware and stemware, a band in
the background, at the local VFW [hall]. Spare no expense!

While you're at it, you can also cater it yourself, to get that exact menu
you're dreaming of. Don't forget the servers; they'll need to server h'or
deurves, champagne/wine, and above all keep that booze flowing. Spare no
expense!

Send out formal invitations to all those cheapos you're annoyed with and
show'em how a real man throws a party. To make sure they understand the
level of their depravity, include stamps with the RSVP. Spare no expense!

They'll do the same thing to you, you've been doing on their dime; eat and
drink you right into the poor house. But dammit, at least they'll be
thanking you for showing them the error of their ways!

> Merry Xmas

Yeah; merry frickin' xmas ya mule.

The Ranger