My son's 2nd grade teacher sent home something like this and read it to the
class in school right before thanksgiving one that year...really ****ed me
off sending all the kids off to not eat holiday dinner..
Laura
"Maverick" > wrote in message
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> "Kenneth Leja" > wrote in message
> m...
> > Dear posters, what did we turkeys ever do to you? We're innocent birds
> > who have done no one any harm.
> >
> > Yet you slaughter us by the tens of millions during the Thanksgiving
> > season. Why? You say you want to thank god but what do we have to
> > thank for? Why should we be sacrificed just so you can thank God? Just
> > so you can stuff yourselfs and become fat and watch Football games.
> >
> > Please spare me and my family. Please don't kill us en masse. We're
> > good animals, really.
>
> Being a lurker, I didn't realize that this was a troll but I found it
> humorous nevertheless....
>
> Now for my response:
>
> "As a species, humans didn't rise to the top of the food chain to become
> vegetarians!"
>
> or
>
> "Vegetarians = Old Indian word for "Shitty Hunter"
>
> Maverick
> (Still thinking up a sig line here)
>
>
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