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On 10 Dec 2004 20:12:16 GMT, (PENMART01)
scribbled some thoughts:

>Andrew H. Carter
>>
>>>Ed Nuxters wrote:
>>>
>>>I'm finally living all alone.
>>>
>>>What should I get to have in my cabinets?
>>
>>But to keep/have on hand:
>>
>>Salt
>>Pepper
>>Cayenne Pepper
>>Paprika
>>Oregano
>>Basil
>>Marjoram
>>Garlic Powder/Chips
>>Dehydrated Onion
>>
>>Food stuffs:
>>
>>Sugar
>>Flour
>>Macaroni
>>Spaghetti
>>Lasagne
>>Tomato Sauce
>>Tomato Paste (thicken up a sauce or as a quick sauce, just
>>add water)
>>Whole tomatoes
>>SPAM/Luncheoun loaf (Sliced and fried, diced)
>>Pork and Beans
>>Vinegar
>>
>>In the fridge:
>>
>>Milk
>>Butter
>>Eggs
>>Onions
>>Potatoes
>>Cheese
>>Bacon
>
>That looks more like a list for trailer trash groceries. You've obviously
>never been a bachelor... and you watch too much TV. Other than the pork and
>beans bachelors have none of that stuff... all else they need is coffee, Slim
>Jims, and lotsa beer.
>

Sorry, but I am a 40 year old bachelor, never married due to
not finding a female with a warped enough sense of humor.

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