Vox Humana typed:
> " BOB" wrote...
>>>> I think it's a CYA just in case someone lets the pan boil dry. Corporate
>>>> lawyers and all that.
>>>>
>>>> BOB
>>>
>>> Yes, just like the CYA label on superhero Halloween costumes that say
>>> something like "wearing this garment doesn't enable you to fly."
>>
>> You have *GOT* to be kidding me...no, in today's world, I'll believe it.
>
> It's true and from a book called "101 Dumb Warning Labels."
> http://stacks.msnbc.com/news/922010.asp
> Here are a few more examples from the book:
> - Steam iron packaging warns users not to "iron clothes on body"
> - A glass cleaner admonishes not to "spray in eyes"
> - A sunscreen that unfolds to cover the inside of a car windshield says not
> to "drive with screen in place"
> - A chainsaw user's manual commands: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
> hands"

That's why the world is getting overpopulated...no natural selection to weed
out the, umm,
those that aren't really meant to continue the intellegence gene pool.

BOB