Beer and wine, since the first request an alien might have could be, "Take
me to your litre."

> "cashier of cinema" > wrote in message
> om...
>> suppose they wanna send you out into space for 3 urs.
>> the spaceship is the size of large living room where you must eat,
>> sleep, read, etc. there are separate compartments for showering and
>> peeooing.
>>
>> it's gonna be a bummer, out in space and isolated from rest of
>> mankind.
>> however, you get to request 3 yr supply of anything you want plus one
>> companion and two animals for the trip. after the trip is over, you
>> have to give up whatever still remains, so no sense is asking for
>> diamonds and gold. it's gotta be stuff you can use. by the way, the
>> high-tech storage room can preserve fresh fruits and veggies and such.
>>
>> my choices:
>>
>> co-astronaut of choice: winona ryder
>>
>> pets of choice: a dog and pig
>>
>> 1000 sirloin steaks.
>> 500 lbs of beef ribs(i prefer pork but i don't eat the noble hog)
>> 400 lbs of 90% lean ground beef
>> 10 legs of lamb
>> 30 corned beef
>> 50 skirt steaks
>> 30 packs of vienna beef hotdogs
>> 50 trouts
>> 20 catfish
>> 20 red snappers
>> 50 giant crabs
>> 100 lobsters
>> 1000 shrimps
>> 300 crawfish
>> 50 chicken
>> 300 fresh oysters
>> 3 turkeys
>> 10 cans of caviar(cuz i never tried em)
>>
>> 1000 lbs of potatoes
>> 500 heads of lettuce
>> 3000 tomatoes
>> 5000 mushrooms
>> 1000 cucumbers
>> 20 jars of kosher pickles
>> 50 jars of olives
>>
>>
>> 500 lbs of flour
>> 200 loaves of bread
>> 200 bagels
>> 200 croissants
>> 200 italian bread
>> 30 boxes of oatmeal
>> 100 boxes of frosted shredded wheat
>>
>> 50 apple pies
>> 20 pumpkin pies
>> 10 cans of whipcream
>> 6 birthday cakes
>> 300 donuts
>>
>> 3 cans of coffee
>> 1000 packs of green tea
>>
>> 20 lbs of salt
>> 500 lbs of sugar
>> 50 jars of honey
>>
>> 100 gallons of milk
>> 2000 containers of yogurt
>>
>> 10,000 cans of hogfood
>> 7000 cans of dogfood
>> 50 bags of supersize dry hogfood
>> 20 bags of supersize dry dogfood
>>
>> ... to continue...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> p.s. can you imagine a zero gravity shower? that'd be cool! the water
>> would shoot out at you, float and splatter all over the place and be
>> sucked thru vacuum holes in the wall.
>
>
> 0. Ignoring a few of the rules you've set forth
> 1. Waiter's on Wheels three times a day with the tip taken care of. I
> don't care how much it costs for the ferry service from Earth.
> 2. Baklava, a lot of Baklava.
> 3. Chili, all types, and a beautiful bathroom and ventilation system
> too...
> 4. Absolute guarantee that the space aliens are NOT going to kidnap me for
> their zoo of pain. This may be more important than the catered meals from
> earth.
> 5. All the people I've ever met are cloned and visit from time to time all
> convinced that meeting me is the greatest honor of their lives and they
> are inconsolably sad when I send them away...
>
>
> You, you are not going to give this to my court appointed shrink are you?
>