In article >, jamie
> wrote:

> All very hilarious and helpful, I would have thought that the subject
> may have given some clues. The chopping board will only be used for
> slicing lemons to add to G&T. Maybe you bright sparks aren't as clever
> as you think you are? As for doing a search, of course I have, but
> with no luck, hence my question...
>
> Anyway what a privilege it's been chatting to you chaps...

It is fun, isn't it? But how would they know that you hate your lemon
slicing knife?