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Stark
 
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Default Better Be Red Than Dead


I give up. It's too late for me. But I'm going to insist that my son
and his wife get born again. Heck, it's good for business. And if
Armagedon has begun and it's gonna end Christians versus Muslims, then
I want to move to one of those states that has nothing but the vote. I
don't really believe they'll get the Rapture either--God seems to
prefer the devils; but then I'm not really sure what the Rapture is.
I heard somewhere that if you're on the Rapture for more than four
hours, you ought to see your doctor.