Dear "Buffy",

Stay in school, you're not as good as the others.

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On 26 Oct 2004 14:14:56 -0700, (Buffy
Lyer) wrote:

> "San Fran-CANNIBAL!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in disgust after hearing
> from the desk clerk at the Beck's Motel about the rash of child
> killings by the Sons of Belial, the ancient Atlantians who had
> reincarnated and moved to San Francisco as drug dealers and psychic
> Satanists a decade ago. "I am grateful to hear that the F.B.I.
> castrated their leader in public in front of the Marina Safeway last
> week. I am calling on The Sons of The One God and rereading "Edgar
> Cayce on Atlantis" to help!"
>
> "San Francannibal is what THE Sons of Belial called the city," he
> said. "I was walking my dog in Alta Plaza Park last week and a woman's
> two year old child was taken from her by a heroin crazed, starving
> drug user, his throat slit and his flesh eaten raw in front of her!
> And it was becoming a common occurance--at least one a day! The Sons
> of The Belial said: "They taste the best!"
>
> Now, thanks to the 200,000 and counting members of the United States
> Justice Department and all branches of the military I am seeing the
> cleansing of San Francisco, the Bay Area, Cleveland, Ohio and
> eventually all cities in the United States of America. We are going to
> be 110% drug free under President John Kerry, who is Jesus
> reincarnated (John Edwards is John The Baptist). Our justice will be
> like Singapore's€”starting now! I am calling on Cosmic Justice and The
> Ashtar Command to help (I do a Yahoo! search of that and usually go to
> the Spirit Express website and read their transmissions).
>
> "The being who will be The Second Coming of Christ is in San Francisco
> watching all and praying and helping. He was formerly Thomas
> Jefferson and hoping is his soul mate Jack Kerouac--who was John
> Adams--will walk into a vehicle soon so that they can be together as
> husband and husband as they were in Philadelphia in 1789. All The
> Founding Fathers were ***, by the way!"
>
> "It's the only way!" said Sheryl Ann, giving me the eye again.
>
> "About half of the 300,000 or so evil beings in San
> Francisco€”investigation extending to the entire Bay Area€”have been
> arrested. But there needs to be more manpower. I am letting you know
> that it was just revealed that many of the major hotels are overseen
> by serial killers and are serving human flesh as pork and storing the
> bodies in walk-in freezers in the kitchens there. About ten tourists a
> day were disappearing until the FBI started their operation in the
> city 15 days ago.
>
> "Ten tourists a day!" I exclaimed.
>
> "But not HERE!" he said, cheerily.
>
> "Much has changed but there is much to be done. At least all the drug
> dealers behind in their rent were summarily evicted yesterday and all
> the buses are being driven by Operation San Francisco Agents. The evil
> ones have been reduced to eating their dogs . . . or each other."
>
> "Their DOGS!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in horror, clutching little Puffy
> The Poodle to her breast in horror. "I am asking God for a perfect
> solution and going to http://www.tsl.org and joining The Keepers of
> The Flame Fraternity like Oprah, Barbra Streisand and Jimmy Carter and
> http://www.eckankar.com and joining that, like Robert Palmer. It takes
> every kind of people to bring about world transformation and these
> times need the highest spiritual paths available!"
>
> With this she began teaching Puffy to sing "Hu" an Eckankar love song
> to God or Sugmad, right there in the little office of the Beck's
> Motel.
>
> All I heard was a little whimper from Puffy and this psychic message:
> "I am not that advanced. She's holding me too tight. When do we get to
> eat . . . and see . . . Prince Oromasis, Shakespeare's Oberon. I hear
> Thomas Jefferson was once him and he cares about us, the animal
> kingdom. Call on all from Findhorn like he does to help the
> environment--and The Oracle at Delphi for greater psychic clarity, if
> you want to be even clearer than Sylvia Browne."
>
>
> San Francisco Pork
>
> 3/4 cup white sugar
> 1/3 cup cider vinegar
> 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root
> 1 tablespoon garlic powder
> 1 teaspoon ground cumin
> 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
> 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
> 1/4 teaspoon dried red chile pepper
> 4 cups diced rhubarb
> 1/2 cup chopped red onion
> 1/3 cup golden raisins
> 1 1/2 pounds pork tenderloin
> 2 teaspoons ground cumin
> salt and pepper to taste
> 1 tablespoon olive oil
> 4 sprigs fresh cilantro, for garnish
>
> To make the chutney: Combine sugar, vinegar, ginger, garlic, cumin,
> cinnamon, cloves and red pepper in a large saucepan. Bring to simmer
> over low heat, stirring occasionally, until sugar dissolves. Add
> rhubarb, onion and raisins. Increase heat to medium-high and cook
> until rhubarb is tender and mixture thickens slightly. Remove from
> heat and let cool completely. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200
> degrees C). To cook pork: Sprinkle pork with cumin, salt and pepper.
> Heat oil in large, heavy skillet over high heat. Add pork and brown on
> all sides, about 5 minutes. Transfer pork to roasting pan. Brush with
> 6 tablespoons of the chutney. Place in preheated oven, brushing
> occasionally with 6 more tablespoons chutney. Cook until thermometer
> inserted into center registers 155 degrees, about 25 minutes. Slice
> pork into medallions. Garnish with cilantro sprigs and serve with
> remaining chutney.


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