"JD" > wrote in message >...
> "Fred" > wrote in message
> news:83Nbd.31491$hj.26697@fed1read07...
> > The other night my girlfriend was about to drink the last glass of a
> bottle
> > of wine ('90 Marbuzet). She saw a moth floating in her glass. She lamented
> > losing that last glass of wine. I said "Compared to the moth, you didn't
> > lose much."
> >
> > Fred.
>
> Women these days, geeezzz.. A while back my wife and I were outdoors on the
> patio grilling and enjoying a glass of wine. And she was playing with this
> bug killer -- looks like a small tennis racquet -- battery powered and will
> zap a bee or bug. So, Zappppp and a wasp drops in her glass. We just
> exchanged glasses.....
>
> Mike

Don't tell them about all the critters that get into the open
fermenters: Wasps, lady beetles, elder bugs, various spiders.... The
other day I fished a preying mantis egg case out of a bin of
cold-soaking merlot.

Andy