On Wed, 9 Jun 2021 22:12:48 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>Speaking of pearly white, that there is the most pearly white
>Mexican salsa recipe I've ever seen. Here I'll fix it....
>
>
>> On Wed, 9 Jun 2021 08:39:27 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
>> > wrote:
>
>Oh, Its Bow Wowser...
>
>>>On Friday, October 30, 1992 at 2:21:38 PM UTC-5, harlon whitley 952-2342 wrote:
>
>Trolling with a post from 1992. On second thought, maybe not.
>Easier justy to call this inbred poser harlon directly seeing as how
>he included his phone number - set him straight after all these
>years.
>
>Oh, he's in Wacko, TX! of course - He's a "harlon". Or he used to
>be. Nice going Bow Wowser - You picked a guy that died a couple
>months ago. You had 30 years... <sheesh>.
>
>Now we have to bow our heads for a Moment of Silence for another
>fallen RFC old timer. Class of 1992-1994, at least - before most of
>us arrived here. Maybe even beat me by a couple months. I sure wish
>Google didn't rip out all the headers. *******s.
>
>https://www.cliftonfh.com/obituary/HarlonDon-Whitley
>
>OK, so he was probably a flatbed cookbook scanner/pirate/poster
>seeing as how that "Q" got changed to a "G" in the title. Al the
>recipes came from printed books. Still worthy of RFC recognition.
>
>His young widower answered the phone, 23 years his younger. Did I
>know him well? Uhhhhh..... "Yes, I'm Sheldon Katz. We are old Navy
>buddies that fell out of touch. I'm sorry I waited too long to
>call....". You must be barabra, right? He spoke very fondling..ly,
>uh, of you and even showed me some pictures. Wow!...."
>
>I never knew you were such a slimey, but sweet taker, Shelly. Expect
>a scented envelope with exclusive pictures in the mail in about a
>weel. She's sure, "that's what he would have wanted her to do with
>them." "Katz, eh? I bet you have a big ..". "Yes, I do have a big
>nose, Ma'am".
>
>But she likes that you're really small and short. And even more
>excited when I told I was hairless from head to toe and as smooth
>and soft as the week you were born. (Yeah, I kinda threw up in my
>mouth right then).
>
>But she was totally psyched - said something sexy-like about you
>being able to go places where large men can't. And even my Ernie
>twitched a little out of curiosity of that one. So make sure you
>shave REALLY REALLY well before returning the favors. Or have your
>wife photoshop them. And she even mentioned maybe the three of you
>meeting sometime in the "FLESH" [emphasis there]. In the end, I
>almost gave her my address (a mere hour away). But no, this was for
>you Sheldon. You owe me one, Big Time!
>
>I wonder John is asleep yet. I'll give it a couple more hours before
>I call about that room for rent on Craigslist, [limp-wristed] "Duth
>it have thuh original clay thile roof? they're THOOOOO thexy!! Can I
>come right now?"
>
>-sw
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